1869: Palin: A Post Turtle

And I quote:
"Sarah Palin
Is a post
Turtle"
As proclaimed
By an Alaska
Citizen
And reframed
By an illustrious
Princeton
Alum,
John Bunzel.
To define
"Post turtle,"
He replied:
"She's like
A turtle you
See
While driving
On the highway
Perched
Precariously
High
Atop a post.
You know
She didn't
Climb
Up there
By herself.
She doesn't know
What to do
In the situation,
And you
Have to wonder
About the dumbass
Who
Put her there
In the first place."
No other
Commentary
Is really
Necessary
To discuss
The governor
From Alaska.
Many thanks
For these words
Go to John Bunzel,
Princeton class
Of 1946.


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