Wednesday, June 11, 2008

773. Thank you, BMW

Thank G-d
I'm a BMW driver
High speed wreck
On the interstate
Including a
Spun-out jalopy
200 feet
In front of me
My car stopped
In zero time
Flat
Any other car
Would have hit
That guy
Broadside
Thank you,
BMW,
For saving my life


Life in San Francisco

1 comment:

h2o666 said...

Don't forget, I rode shotgun. If a Ferrari had braked in front of you it would have been a world of hurt! Show me what you can do in a jalopy, then you can justify what you spent on that Beemer.

Keeping up with the Gates is not advised.