2030. Thanks, Professor

My college English
Lit professor told
His freshman students,
"Go have a lot of sex
Because after college
It will be harder to get.
And ladies,
Sad as it may be,
You'll never find guys
Better than these."
Then, we read
John Donne's
"The Flea,"
Written in the 16th
Or 17th century.
(This is a true
Story.)

Link to John Donne's poem "The Flea": http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175764
Link to explanation of the meaning of "The Flea": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flea_(poem)